ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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