: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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