if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
My life is pants optional.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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