That's intense
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you would pick up someone in the library
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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