who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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