getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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