we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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