OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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