when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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