What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
