Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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