she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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