It's Friday. Sex?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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