I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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