wat bout pragnant strippers??
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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