Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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