That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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