I think I am morally bankrupt
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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