are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
