Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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