I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
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