He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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