i just made my gag reflex go away.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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