i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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