remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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