But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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