Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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