even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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