I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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