In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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