Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
