I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
it's like iHOP with fire
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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