Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I need moral support for this bender
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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