Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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