More tranny stories later!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
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