Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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