UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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