I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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