I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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