he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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