BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Randomize
