who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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