Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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