I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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