If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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