The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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