what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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