your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
