Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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