Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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