What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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