I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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