A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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